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[nastyboy]

[There's the sound of a Rattata chittering.]

I..... do not understand.

[More chittering, with vigor! And passion!]

...No?

[The chittering rapidly continues...]

[Until there's a beep, and the answering machine's message ends.]

[At least there's no doubt that this is Dimitri's pokegear you're calling. Leave a message?]

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[rollstoseduce]

He truly is, the problem is that he doesn't see it in himself - he's like you in that regard. I hope the invitation has given him at least a pinch of an ego.

[OH FUCK NONONONO! Quick, gotta take suspicion off his back. What to do-- mmh.]

Worry not, you haven't! No need to talk to Geralt. Not about this, at the very least. You're welcome to call him any time about any other subject, as I said before, he needs more friends that show him they enjoy his company. Meanwhile our vacation continues to go splendidly, see?

[Attached comes a picture of Ruin Valley, where Geralt is picking up Kiri by her armpits to help her reach a spot on the mountains where a piece of some sort of relic lays.]

[nastyboy]

[This feels.... like it's a lot being said at him to make him ignore things very quickly. Unfortunately for Jaskier, much like an old conversation Dimitri had with Claude, the man is a bit more savvy when it comes to text than if, say, this were being spoken directly to his face.]

[So he reads the response once, another time, considers it.]

I am glad to see that Geralt and Kiri seem to be enjoying themselves. She called me to speak of the variety of Rattata that are on the islands, which I thought rather interesting.

Also, while I will gladly contact Geralt as a friend, should he accept me as such, you can speak plainly if you do not want me inquiring on this matter, Jaskier.

[rollstoseduce]

Oh yes, she was bursting with happiness when she found that Raticate! You truly inspired her to get one, she's rather fond of you.

[...oh dammit. Give him a moment to curse and sigh.]

That is what I did, did I not? [Did you really, Jaskier? Did you?] "Not about this, at the very least" I said. So indeed, don't ask him why he is in a irrated mood - because it will actually irritate him more.

[Someone is speaking from experience here. And obviously keeping something to himself too, but details.]

[nastyboy]

[Well, that, at least, he understands a little more, and Dimitri decides not to press.]

I see. I would not want to make his mood all the worse, then. I wish you the best in helping him with it, then.

I am glad that Kiri likes me so. She is a clever young girl, and so sweet.